Trashing A Van

This list consists of just a few ways to destroy a van. By no means is this article supposed to encourage this kind of behaviour it is only here as a joke and none of these are recommended unless you are a professional in crashing a van.

Blow It Up

The ways in which you can blow up a van are almost endless which is why it is a great first point! Using TNT is a good idea because believe it or not it is safe because you can detonate it from a distance. Perhaps forwarding this list onto a TV show like Brainiac might be something that is worthwhile. Other things you could perhaps use include a grenade, machine gun or even shooting the gas tank.

Roll It Over

You actually need to be behind the wheel to be doing this which is why it is one of the most dangerous ways to wreck a van. Many films feature vans rolling over, toppling down a hill or something along these lines. One of the most important things to remember from this is that the vans are often custom made and designed to roll over many times. If you were to roll over a normal van then whoever is driving is pretty much dead.

Drive Into A neighbours front garden

There are hundreds of van crashes every year on the roads which is why this is the most common and the most dangerous way to wreck a van.So many people have died because of this one for the simple reason that you cannot stop a crash from happening, the others do not need to happen. You really should leave something like this to the dummies.

So there you have it, just a few things you shouldn’t do with your contract hire vans. Commercial vehicle leasing and contract van leasing companies would not be interested in giving you cheaper deals if you are planning to do these things.

Of course you really shouldn’t attempt any of this because “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”

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